Day5 – The naked dance

Everyone sticks to one way of measuring weight loss. The scale. Well, not for me. I don’t have a good relationship with the scale. Except for when I have to measure ingredients for a bread. Btw, I am trying out a Cauliflower crust pizza today. It’s in the oven now, so I don’t want to jinx it by saying too much.So yes, the scale. I don’t believe in the numbers. I believe in what I feel. In the snugness of a pair of jeans. In the reflection. In the jiggles. Have you ever danced naked in the front of a mirror? That’s an honest way to measure cellulite. Do the dance, pause, see how long it takes for your body to stop moving. I maybe LOLing here, but this is the real deal. The weighing scale isn’t true. The naked dance is.

And for those who aren’t ready to shed inhibitions, and those clothes, I have another measurement device. An old pair of jeans from my college days. From my not skinny not fat days. That is my test pair. I try out a diet for a week, and then I try them on. Goes over the butt, getting there. Able to zip up, oh you are on to something. Button up, tears of joy.  *applause*

Paleo has to be tested for 30 days for significant results. So clearly I am not going to be able to pull up those jeans past my knees today. So until the end of the month, I am sticking to the naked dance. Jiggle jiggle jiggle.

Ping! Ooh my pizza is ready.

You absolutely have to try the pizza recipe and with any crazy topping as you like and send me a picture. It will want to make you dance, with clothes on or off. It is that goooood!


Did you check on your croissant dough today? It better be ready for our carb smack down tomorrow. Are you also pee-in-the-pants excited?